karadanver:

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

(via giggle)

sexanax:

lonershawty:

i miss him.

hes ugly and washes his face with hand soap and has holes in his boxers stop

(via intensional)

gunnyryan:

just-shower-thoughts:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

(via spongebobssquarepants)

racingbarakarts:

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

(via ugly)

frankenfran:

frankenfran:

my favourite thing about the ancient egyptian numerals is that once you get to a certain point really high up in numbers you just have this little guy holding out his arms saying “a whole fuckin lot of numbers”

dont know why this got notes but i figured itd be relevant to add that the little guy’s name is “heh”

(via ameliastardust)